Ranger's Redneck Postings

Redneck_Name: mortgage refinance
Email: 5z3yk0@yahoo.com
Web_Address: http://otyanoma.net/~raiden/ragn/mtcgi/mt-comments.cgi
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Date: Friday, April 27, 2007
Time: 08:35 PM

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Redneck_Name: Frank Johnson
Email: asv1224@isd-media.com
Web_Address: http://www.none.com
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Date: Thursday, January 05, 2006
Time: 10:08 PM

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Redneck_Name: asv1224
Email: asv1224@isd-media.com
Web_Address: http://www.none.com
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Date: Thursday, January 05, 2006
Time: 10:06 PM

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Redneck_Name: Frank
Email: aqh0527@isd-media.com
Web_Address: www.none.com
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Date: Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Time: 08:49 PM

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Good service

Redneck_Name: lenorfaith
Email: lenorfaith@gmail.com
Web_Address: www.media2017.com
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Date: Thursday, November 17, 2005
Time: 08:46 AM

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i watched my husband neuter the cat with a shoestring...

Redneck_Name: none
Email: abt1326@iffsu.com
Web_Address: http://www.none.com
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Date: Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Time: 01:55 AM

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Redneck_Name: Frank Johnson
Email: 1479bqs@radar3000.com
Web_Address: 276 Washington St #321
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Date: Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Time: 04:58 AM

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Redneck_Name: bill
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Date: Monday, May 23, 2005
Time: 01:13 PM

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i went swimming in the back of a truck. I stared at a juice bottle when it said consentrate

Redneck_Name: THA HAWKS
Email: EGGERT_CA@HOTMAIL.COM
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Date: Sunday, April 17, 2005
Time: 05:06 PM

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PUT UP WITH HIS SON WHILE HIS SON WAS STATIONED AT SPANG ABS GERMANY. SON'S A TRUE REDNECK THAT RUBBED OFF (LITERALLY) ON ALL OF US, GOING TO BE A TRAGIC LOSS TO THE FLIGHT, INCLUDING HIS HUSBAND DAVE KESLER (WHOSE ALSO LEAVING) SCRIBBLES AKA RANGER JR. AKA LIL RANGER CANT WAIT TO RETURN TO HIS REDNECK WAYS BACK HOME. WHILE HIS SKILLS ON MAINTAINING AN F16 AIRCRAFT ARE OUTSTANDING NOTHING WILL SURPASS THE TRUTH THAT LIES WITHIN THATS SCREAM TO BE RELEASED. HES ABOUT TO BLOW HIS LOAD AWAITING HIS RETURN

Redneck_Name: josh
Email: slimshady102303@msn.com
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Date: Friday, February 25, 2005
Time: 07:37 AM

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well its not a ranger story just a redneck moment it snowed the other day so we used a car hood off a honda then pulled it by the three wheeler it was funny

Redneck_Name: Destiney
Email: angelchildz14@aol.com
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Date: Saturday, September 14, 2002
Time: 01:44 PM

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Im a redneck

Redneck_Name: Bob
Email: huntingbob13@aol.com
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Date: Monday, September 17, 2001
Time: 08:36 PM

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Redneck_Name: TheOriginalBigDog
Email: bigdogtally@earthlink.net
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Date: Friday, March 02, 2001
Time: 05:41 PM

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Now I'll be the first to admit I don't know anything about fishing in the great North West or about the fish y'all have there, but as a youngin' growing up in West Virginia, Elkins, West Virginia to be specific, we did a lot of trout fishing and bass fishing in the Cheat River just about a mile from Bickel's Knob.

Now Bickel's Knob was the highest point in the State as I remember and was about 6 miles from town which was nestled in a beautiful valley.

Beginning in 7th grade if not earlier, my friend Jake, who later became a National Park Service Ranger and is distantly related to Tom Harmon the sportscaster and Mark Harmon the actor, and I used to walk and/or hitchhike the 6 mile uphill trek to the Cheat River.

Now let me tell ya a little about the Cheat River. It was so named by the Native Americans who formerly inhabited that part of the State due to the fact that during a heavy rain the thigh high water you're standing in wearing your hip waders would, without warning of any kind ..... no sound ..... no gradual rise, become over your head hence cheating you of your life.

Well if ya stuck in there this long, I'll get on with my story. There we were, both standing opposite one another on each side of the bank where the river narrowed almost to what could be considered a stream with Jake using his fly rod expertly and me using my Zebco push button spinning reel when all of a sudden a huge trout broke the water almost exactly between the two of us. Now it figured Jake would have the better chance with the fly and all, but I know that fish probably lived and spent most of his time just under the submerged tree in the shaded ice cold water. Well, ole Jack began taunting me with his expertise and being determined that if I didn't get it, nobody would I decided to try a little subterfuge on him and began staring at a fixed point just behind him, all the while keeping my Mepps CP Swing moving around that old tree trunk. Finally he took notice about the same time I felt ole Joe nudging my hook and he saw him swimming close to the top of the crystal clear water and began casting his fly to my side, but asked what I was looking at? I said to him in a very calm and serious tone of voice, softer than I would normally talk and gave him the hand signal for silence and said, "I'll be damned. That's the first black bear I've seen all year!" Now Jake was an excellent fisherman, but the thought of a black bear standing behind him was too much and he immediately dropped his rod and jumped began running into the water until he got to a deepth where he could swim. 'Course when he found out I was just joshin' him, meanwhile laughing so hard I thought I'd wet myself, he was madder than a wet hen!

It was a long time before we went fishin' together again.

Redneck_Name: temerity66
Email: temerity66@yahoo.com
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Date: Saturday, January 27, 2001
Time: 01:03 AM

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well so my buddies and i after a very unproductive day of fishing and an extremely productive day of beer consumption were heading back to the car the shortest route was a large fallen cedar tree as we proceeded towards the root ball my friend randy being in the lead and the trailblazer he is suddenly vanished the only visible part of him was a head it was at this point the head exclaimed you boys watch out theres a hole here just goes to show you can still be funny after being skunked and drunk

Redneck_Name: Test
Email: Test
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Date: Thursday, January 18, 2001
Time: 07:26 PM

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Test

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Date: Wednesday, December 13, 2000
Time: 08:16 PM

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Redneck_Name: BURLAP LACE
Email: duronakay@hotmail.com
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Date: Tuesday, August 22, 2000
Time: 10:37 PM

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I was moveing and had a lot of pets to move ,a rotweller pup,sharpi dog,2 parrots,10 cockatiels,2 lovebirds in a escort ! Im boping along I40 ...dogs get in a fight ! Its rushhour I cant pull over or even get to lane to exit all i can do is hit then and keep thefrom coming over the seat on me and killing us all in a wreck! A 18 wheeler is hoinking at me...im gitting mad at him...got egoing on already ! Abouit that time a bird flew past me..trying to escape dog fight i guess.. another one flew out the windo...trucker keeps hoinking at me...trying to tell me that all hell has broke out in the back of my escort...duhhhh. Well thats the way a redneck girl moves !!!

Redneck_Name: Rangerrob
Email: webmaster@rangerrob.com
Web_Address: www.rangerrob.com
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Date: Sunday, June 18, 2000
Time: 11:00 PM

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Answer to prior entry:

Just be glad you have a Mom that cares so much about you.

Redneck_Name: JESSE
Email: JW TAXIDERM
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Date: Sunday, June 18, 2000
Time: 10:51 PM

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I AM A JR TAXIDERMEST IHAVE TO GO TO KENTUCKY THIS FALL FOR THE REGION FINALS FOR FFA DUE TO MY TAXIDERMY WELL MY MOM WANTS TO GO WELL RANGER IS IT RIGHT SHOULD SHE OR NOT ???? IAM LOOKING FOREWARD TO IT BUT DAD SAYS IAM A MAN NOW SO HOW WILL IT LOOK IF I HAVE MOM LOOKING OUT FOR ME LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK MY MOM MEANS THE WORLDTO ME THANK YOU JESSE WESSEL

Redneck_Name: buffalo butt
Email: www.weezer.com
Web_Address: www.weezer.com
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Date: Wednesday, May 31, 2000
Time: 03:23 AM

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i look like fred flinstone's ugly sister and i am overweight by about 75 pounds and i wear a bikini to the beach.

Redneck_Name: Seaharlot
Email: cap@ndak.net
Web_Address: http://www.geocities.com/Seaharlot
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Date: Sunday, April 09, 2000
Time: 03:18 PM

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Why? is the question most often asked about my chosen nickname. I love the sea. Charlotte is my name. Rather than "C" harlot... I love the Pacific North West and grew up on Vancouver Island. Once a long time ago a teacher told the class the island was sinking and I wanted off ever since. Now, I live in the prairies and enjoy the wide open spaces on the lake.

Redneck_Name: Blazer1
Email: saybud@mscomm.com
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Date: Monday, March 27, 2000
Time: 05:31 PM